Hey have I talked about this aint no Bridget jones today???? Because

have you ever read a fic that everyone else LOVES and after u read it ur just like

kaka2007:

Tfw u try to take ur girl on a date but she’s a dweeb

kaka2007:

Tfw u try to take ur girl on a date but she’s a dweeb

  • Hecate: YOU RUINED MACBETH'S LIFE???
  • 3 Witches: oh shit we're in trouble
  • Hecate: WITHOUT ME???
  • 3 Witches: phew

UMMM JORDIN SPARKS AND JASON DERULO BROKE UP IM SO HEARTBROKEN DONT TALK TO ME FOR 87 YRS

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Cisgirl!zayn would tie harry up and ride his face, and he would let her, moan into her pussy, breathless and red faced, bright green eyes staring up at her bouncing on his tongue i need jesus i must leave

Tags: sex cw IM SO

guys seriously like let’s talk about Cisgirl! zayn domming the shit out of harry

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Becoming a cold hearted bitch wasn’t really what I planned to do with my life but here I am

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